tigerwhiskers:

Harry Potter Treats

Yer a wizard Amanda. The four words that were never once said to me *sadness*. However, we can make up for that! Imagine my immense joy at having found recipes straight from Hogwarts, Hogsmeade and Honeydukes. I might have squealed a bit. From Acid Pops to Chocolate Frogs to Licorice Wands to Cockroach Clusters to Butterbeer and BUTTERBEER CUPCAKES. Wut. And as an added bonus some Caldron Cakes if you ever feel like taking a Potions class. It’s okay to cry; I know how you feel. I’m dying to make these too. You can thank me later.

Recipe for sweets here. And for ButterbeerButterbeer Cupcakes, and Cauldron Cakes.

sloth-with-a-blog:

thatpsychowriter:

For all of you who are worried that there might be secret mind readers in the room just try MENTALLY SCREAMING and if anyone jumps or flinches, you know

you really live up to your url

sanic-x:

jawslightning:

the best tumblr has to offer

definitely worth $1.1 billion

emotionslikeateaspoon:

where can you run to?
what more can you do? 
no more tomorrow 
life is killing you 
dreams turn to nightmares 
heaven turns to hell 

Not everything ends. Not love. Not always.

cadaverousgallant:

vriskery:

italy-the-pasta-lover:

lizthefangirl:

yourscientistfriend:

THESE ARE THE AGES OF THE DISNEY PRINCESSES AND YOUR LIFE IS A LIE

And to think, a guy kissed a unconscious/comatose 14 year old.

thats a little bit shady

Jafar you pedo

They’re in India, many younger girls do/did get married to older men

no bUT ARE WE IGNORING THE FACT THAT A FUCKING 16 YEAR OLD SAVED ALL OF CHINA FROM THE HUNS

pbandjily:

musicalhogwarts:

batdude:

in harry potter we don’t say “i love you” we say “LILY TAKE HARRY AND RUN GO I’LL HOLD HIM OFF” which roughly translates to “james potter is better than your sorry ass” and i think that’s beautiful

#i don’t care who you ship lily with #but if you try to tell me james never really loved lily #or she /deserved/ to be with someone different #i’ll probably shit in your backpack

i’ll probably shit in your backpack

new best threat

New Percy Jackson Sea of Monsters Still.

Reblog this if you’re older than Google.

come-come-cardinal:

keepcalmandgosurfing:

geekyninja1:

attend-hogwarts:

grrrbarrowman:

skarosoul:

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It scares me that there’s only 1000 reblogs.

It scares me that there’s only 3000 reblogs.

how old is google?

google is 13 today

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If there was one item that would have most tempted you, what would that have been?

Emma Watson at the premiere of ‘The Bling Ring’ at Cannes

ì͖̟̳͙t̠̘͍͚̗ͅ’̧̠͙̗͓͚͈̕ͅs̜̝͚͔ͅ ̛͉̹̣̣ć͓̱͚̖͙̤̭̻h̴̦̘͓͘͟a̧̞̞̖n͙̩̭̭̟͟ͅģ͍͔̲̙͉̺̕͞í̥̟ņ̷̼͈̖͉͡g̵̭͈̻̦͇̥̹̹̖ ̛͈̘̞͉̙o̧͏̻̙̹̞̺̬̤ù҉̷̝t̶͖̺̺̹̫̜͔͡ ͖̼͇͖̥̫̩ͅt͕̞̜̦͖̯͝h͈̭͔͟͟e̦r̡̧͖ḙ̦

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

When your teacher is nice but can’t fucking teach

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When your teacher is mean but teaches really good 

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When you’re teacher is nice and teaches really well, but the class is full of fucking twats

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When the students are well behaved but the Teacher is still a fucking bitch

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when your teacher keeps getting replaced because it’s defence against the dark artsimage

When you’re singing alone on a golf course 

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You don’t understand. You don’t know what it’s like to live in different worlds. To travel on great adventures through the galaxy with people you know better than your own family. To live with them. To die with them. Have you ever loved anything? Do you have any idea?

These are my friends. My best friends in the world.

Simply follow the owl. Good luck.

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